Wednesday, May 13, 2009

My Mom : According to Chase Johnson


Chase recently finished preschool. I can hardly believe he will be starting kindergarten next year! So for his last day of school, he brought home a lovely picture of me with some very interesting facts according to Chase:

Mom is 20 years old (Thank you Chase, but that makes for very scary math. Brinton is 6 years old!) Actual: 30
Mom is 100 inches tall. Like a T-Rex standing up. (That's a tiny T-Rex) Actual: 64 inches
Mom weighs 3 million pounds. (No thanks for that one Chase. His teacher says all the other kids were guessing 10 pounds, and he knew they were wrong!) Actual: None of your business...except I will say it is even less than 1 million pounds.
Mom's favorite food is meatloaf. (I do make the occasional meatloaf. Chase hates it!) Actual: Chicken fried steak...Yum!
Mom's favorite color is black. (I do wear black often. It is slimming and I am after all trying to disguise my 3 million pound waste line.) Actual: Maybe red??
Mom's favorite thing to do is: Do stuff with me. (Well he was absolutely correct about this last one.) I love doing stuff with my kids!
I love you Chase, and enjoy so much seeing you grow! Thanks for the good laugh!

4 comments:

Unknown said...

I was laughing so hard at this. Im not sure why bc if Sarah is 3 million lbs, I can only wait to hear what Cameron is going to say about me!!! I love reading your posts. It makes me feel like I know your family even though we are miles apart! Hope all is well! Love ya!

cyknies said...

anybody that asks Chase what Grandmommy weighs while we are at the beach is dead.

IronLawGirl said...

Oh my! I found your blog off of Rachelle Cadina's. I can't even believe how big your kids are! Especially your little girl! Wow. Okay, now I'm going to have to follow you. If you want an invite to your blog, send me an email and I'll send you an ivite!
kmcphie@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

haha Sarah I absolutely adore your kids. I miss having Chase in my class. He was... hmm... energetic haha but still totally fun.
That was the funniest assignment I've ever seen. Totally love it :)